"Due to the ride's close proximity to Catwoman's Whip, we made the mistake of declaring Superman: Ride of Steel the best steel coaster," said Pam Sherborne, editor of the publication. "We actually enjoy the Zierer family coaster a tad more."
"What the f#@% do we know about comic books?" continued Sherborne. "Look, obviously we're very sorry for the small mistake and apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused."
Coaster enthusiasts across the country are confused and annoyed by the award recall, some developing their own conspiracy theories. "Vagina-starved fan-boys, that's all," said an anonymous CoasterBuzz.com premium member. "They probably like the statue."
When asked how the mistake may have affected park goers, Larry Litton, Six Flags New England's President said "Obviously our park guests will be disappointed to hear the news. Many people probably skipped Catwoman's Whip, and instead, rode Superman. They probably feel cheated."
The news comes at a bad time for the park. Superman: Ride of Steel received a major transformation during the park's off season. Millions of dollars later, the coaster is now known as Bizarro and promises to deliver a completely different ride experience.
"We just wish we would have known before we decided to transform Superman," said Litton. "We wanted to give some TLC to the world's best steel coaster. Now the only thing the real number one coaster gets is a couple new bushes and some mulch. We just really wish we had a time machine."
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